name's jay. student at central michigan university studying biology, environmental science, and french. serval cats are the best things ever, as are television shows. this is mostly a "whatever the fuck i wanna post blog" with no real theme.
i hope kesha’s return includes her taking down perez hilton but with the utmost class and dignity and a lil bit of crazy bitch
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
if you ever feel unappreciated this Christmas i got my 17 year old brother the PS4 and he gave me a bag of pretzels
imagine if blowjobs involved actually involved blowing air onto someone’s dick
I actually used to think it did
Girl at a private school in town did that and her boyfriend died laughing… She tried so hard.
For a very brief while I used to think that too. I went to catholic school, nobody was well-informed okay
A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.
you’ve got to be kidding me
I am in physical pain
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*